Top Ten Reasons the Super Bowl is a Waste of Time.
A simple list of the reasons to totally ignore the super bowl.
10. The game means nothing.
In the grand scheme of things the outcome of the super bowl is rather inconsequential. America is occupying a country, our dollar is collapsing and yet every year more people watch the super bowl than vote.
8. Soccer is a much better sport than Football.
Soccer is the world's game not American football. I know this is hard for most Americans but it's the hard truth. If the world voted soccer wins every time.
In 2006 the world cup final was watched by more than double the viewers of the super bowl. 7. The Super Bowl makes you fat.
Whether you are meeting up at hooters or ordering an ungodly amount of cheesy wing fries from the pizza joint, there is no getting around a butt load of extra calories at super bowl time.
6. There is no chance you will see an exposed tit.
Ever since the Janet Jackson incident, they have made sure that will never happen again. The halftime show will never be the same.
5. Way too many commercials.
What is it about this awful sport that demands streaming commercials after every play, time out, penalty or any other distraction. Granted some of the commercials are good one's most are just more of the same crap. Who needs it.
4. Football is Rugby for wimps.
Rugby is everything football wishes it was. No pads, barely any breaks and stamina is a valued trait.
3. The Super Bowl is too much hype.
The fireworks, the hype, it's all too much if you ask me. For an event that doesn't determine anything really the amount of hype and money thrown at these things is ridiculous.
2. You could have done something useful in the time you spent watching the meaningless game.
1. The media likes to keep you distracted.
Sports games like this are great for both the media and the government. Just as Paris Hilton and Britney spears dominate the headlines, the Super Bowl is used the same way, to distract the public from the real problems of the world.