The Top Ten Reasons To Talk To An Alien
10. They can read minds
9. They can see the future
8. Alien's are excellent plastic surgeons
7. E.T. was an imposter
6. Aliens are smarter than you
5. They have tele-transporters
4. The women aliens have four breasts
3. They can travel at warp factor 6
2. You could talk about crop circles
1. They make great cops
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