Top Ten Reasons the Super Bowl is a Waste of Time.
A simple list of the reasons to totally ignore the super bowl.
10. The game means nothing.
In the grand scheme of things the outcome of the super bowl is rather inconsequential. America is occupying a country, our dollar is collapsing and yet every year more people watch the super bowl than vote.
8. Soccer is a much better sport than Football.
Soccer is the world's game not American football. I know this is hard for most Americans but it's the hard truth. If the world voted soccer wins every time. In 2006 the world cup final was watched by more than double the viewers of the super bowl.
7. The Super Bowl makes you fat.
Whether you are meeting up at hooters or ordering an ungodly amount of cheesy wing fries from the pizza joint, there is no getting around a butt load of extra calories at super bowl time.
6. There is no chance you will see an exposed tit.
Ever since the Janet Jackson incident, they have made sure that will never happen again. The halftime show will never be the same.
5. Way too many commercials.
What is it about this awful sport that demands streaming commercials after every play, time out, penalty or any other distraction. Granted some of the commercials are good one's most are just more of the same crap. Who needs it.
4. Football is Rugby for wimps.
Rugby is everything football wishes it was. No pads, barely any breaks and stamina is a valued trait.
3. The Super Bowl is too much hype.
The fireworks, the hype, it's all too much if you ask me. For an event that doesn't determine anything really the amount of hype and money thrown at these things is ridiculous.
2. You could have done something useful in the time you spent watching the meaningless game.
1. The media likes to keep you distracted.
Sports games like this are great for both the media and the government. Just as Paris Hilton and Britney spears dominate the headlines, the Super Bowl is used the same way, to distract the public from the real problems of the world.
2 comments:
to get hit,you guys spend half ur time crying about how you got pushed and how some tripped you,basicaly, soccer players are drama queens and belong on soap opras
2nd-The fact that you say soccer cup is watched by more people is true, only because soccer has been around longer.
Rugbey is, good but is gay and pointless, and idk why you wasted your mentioning it
To be a profesional football player, you need to work harder, be stronger, and commit longer to it than any pussy ass soccer player could ever manage.Whats' the biggest you get hurt, you break an ankle? Football is more intense has bigger hits and is a better sport than soccer will ever be. EVER
*note*-i dont give a shit about spelling errors.
10. You can say any game means nothing. It's a sport. All sports mean nothing in the grand scheme of things. It is meant for entertainment. If you aren't entertained, then move on.
9. You didn't even list 10 reasons, you only put 9. You, sir are a moron.
8. Wow, so the population of the world barely doubles the viewers of one countries sport. Thanks for pointing that out.
7. So...are you saying soccer fans don't eat food when you watch the game on TV? Probably because 3rd world countries can't afford condiments or a TV.
6. If you want tits, just go visit your favorite gay porn site.
5. It's how the game is played. With soccer the commercial is the down time between the start of the game, and the last two minutes (tho only part worth watching)
4. Rugby players arm-tackle. In football you try and kill the person with the ball. Yes, people have died in football while wearing a helmet and shoulder pads.
3. see 10
2. see 3
1. "Sports games like this are good for both the media and the government" You said it first.
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